Top stories: April 2011
- Facebook shocked, shocked at privacy problems
- Newspaper website “troll” punished
- Charity pays Tories not to breed
- Microsoft releases actual cow turd as phone
- Pizza Express staff to learn secret arts of love
Top stories: Totals for 2010
- iPhone developer agreement: Eat a bug on camera
- Jaron Lanier: Why people should pay more attention to me and not Web 2.0
- Apple launches iPad for that time of iMonth
- Microsoft releases world’s dumbest smartphone
- Microsoft releases actual cow turd as phone
- Polanski thanks supporters of drug rape as extradition wait continues
- PlayStation 3 trounces Xbox 360 for reliability
- Home from Afghanistan by 2014 after the all-night rave
- Special trains introduced for the wrong type of snow
- Catholic priests flock to join TSA
Top stories: September 2010
- Plagiarism is not plagiarism, says plagiarist
- Hawking’s statement of the bloody obvious betrays lack of theological understanding
- Terry Jones burns Times paywall at Ground Zero
- Junior doctors inexplicably run screaming from medical hellholes
- US military bans icky nasty game
Top stories: April 2010
- Brown condemns Iceland over terrorist volcanoes
- iPhone developer agreement: Eat a bug on camera
- Nick Clegg dossier reveals his Martian roots
- Facebook pits software against child predators
- Microsoft releases world’s dumbest smartphone
Top stories: March 2010
- PlayStation 3 trounces Xbox 360 for reliability
- BBC Trust happy to leave Mark Thompson twisting in the wind
- Earth Hour activists “go green” by producing more CO2
- Working for a living against religion, says pharmacist
- Irish bishop: “Sexy kids should pay”
Top stories: February 2010
- AFACT v iiNet: Statement in full from the losing party
- Google adopts new “Do, however, be stupid” policy
- Facebook pressured to change from old style to old old style
- Apple admits using subtle and precise child labour
- Nokia frees Symbian code, three or four overjoyed
Top stories: January 2010
- Apple launches iPad for that time of iMonth
- Polanski thanks supporters of drug rape as extradition wait continues
- Microsoft phases out support for Netscape 4, so there
- Google Nexus One failed to revive my dead grandmother
- Special trains introduced for the wrong type of snow
Top stories: Totals for 2009
- Microsoft arranges spontaneous house parties for Windows 7 launch
- Jack Tweed to open Jade Goody theme restaurant
- Testosterone patches not “female Viagra” either, dammit
- Microsoft UK launches MSN MusicTurd™ service
- “Three strikes” to ensure security of all private communications
- Lily Allen fights for “three strikes” proposal
- Microsoft snatches publicity crown from Ubuntu Linux
- Scientists surprised to find men attracted to women with big tits
- Minister praises high standard of science journalism
- Cheryl Cole’s supervillain lair refused planning permission
Top stories: December 2009
- Microsoft Word recalled due to contamination
- Church of Satan targets toddlers in recruitment drive
- Holy See declares “unique copyright” on priestly molestations
- Historic “change nothing” health care bill passes
- Cameron denies claims of Tory similarities to conservatives
Top stories: November 2009
- Scientists surprised to find men attracted to women with big tits
- Chrome OS’s ability to boil babies disputed by Microsoft
- Murdoch announces plan to cut off nose
- Google Maps shows nonexistent city “Perth”
- School head: Boys should be “realistic” about careers and fatherhood
Top stories: October 2009
- “Three strikes” to ensure security of all private communications
- Ubuntu “Karmic Koala” released for men
- Carter-Ruck successfully preserves Trafigura’s online reputation
- Cheryl Cole’s supervillain lair refused planning permission
- Microsoft renders Sidekick data completely secure
Top stories: September 2009
- Microsoft arranges spontaneous house parties for Windows 7 launch
- Lily Allen fights for “three strikes” proposal
- CRB checks expanded to entire UK population
- Alan Turing apologises for Gordon Brown
- Millions made redundant as Facebook automated
Top stories: August 2009
- BBC outsources tech news to Microsoft
- Google repels Microsoft attack on London offices
- Obama fights back on health care plan
- Twitter crashes for ninety minutes, nerds traumatised
- Wikipedia reaches 3 million articles, stalls and dies
Top stories: December 2008/January 2009
- Microsoft UK launches MSN MusicTurd™ service
- Microsoft calls for government bailout
- UK citizens protected from Wikifilth by IWF
- Google are evil bastards who will kill us all
- Internet Watch Foundation “Crapland” closes down
Top stories: November 2008
- Ask Jack
- Virgin Media offers new super-fast Internet at least two days out of seven
- Windows 7’s biggest threat: journalists
- Affair in “First Life” leads to virtual divorce
- People “can’t wait for ID cards”
Top stories: October 2008
- Universal Internet filter plans detailed
- Brown: No compromise on Icelandic terrorism
- Next Windows to be called “Windows”
- Microsoft calls Global Anti-Piracy Day
- Terrorists linked to child porn
Top stories: September 2008
- Everyone except Microsoft grits teeth, welcomes Google Chrome web browser
- Dr Evil threatens world with Large Hadron Collider
- Reiss: Science lessons should tackle Easter Bunny
- Free Software Foundation announces GNUPhone
- Apple declares: “OK, we’re evil”
Top stories: August 2008