‘Entertainment’ Archives
Disney’s “Babe” a huge heartland hit
VARIETY, Lack Of, Friday (N! News) — A tight Karl Rove script makes a hit of the Mouse's new dramedy Babe, a Fox co-production, helmed by Ron Howard and starring Britney Spears. It's done whammo box office in the Bible Belt in its first two weeks, despite a panning from Gotham critics. The fairy-tale pitch — a moose-shooting PTA [...]
Danielle Lloyd opens celebrity sex tape consultancy
PAGE 3, Channel 5, Tuesday (N! News) — A-list Z-lister Danielle Lloyd, famous as that one who got kicked off Celeb Big Brother with Jade Goody and shagged them footballers and got her norks out and what was the other thing? has opened a leaked celebrity sex tape production consultancy. "You have to make people care. Lighting, camera, sound, [...]
Metallica “welcome” new album leak
ROCK'N'ROLL HOLE OF FAME, Cut-Out Bins Worldwide, Thursday (N! News) — Lars Ulrich, drummer of Metallica, said they "welcome" the leak of their new album, Death, Stench Of, in MP3 form. "It's the way business is done these days," Mr Ulrich said. "And there's the novelty of anyone wanting to listen to a new Metallica album." The album was [...]
Microsoft desperately slashes Xbox 360 price
STENCH OF DEATH, Redmond, Wednesday (NNGadget) — Microsoft has discounted the entry-level Doesn't-Do-Much Xbox 360 to $200 from Friday, $50 cheaper than the Nintendo Wii. (This will translate to a £250 price point in the UK.) "We are thrilled to be the first next-generation console on the market with a big 'Microsoft' logo on it to reach [...]
Facebook: The Awful, Awful Movie in production
TEH INTARWEB, Silicone Valley, Friday (N! News) — Aaron Sorkin, creator of The West Wing, has been contracted to write an awful, awful movie about Facebook. "I can write funny and poignant television dramas and I can work a toaster," said Sorkin. "So I thought, 'how hard can this Internet thing be?'" Facebook: The Awful, Awful Movie will [...]
