‘Europe’ Archives
Large Hardon Collider could corrupt civilisation
INUÉNDEAUX, Switzerland, Tuesday (NNN) — The Large Hardon Collider, to be turned on tomorrow, is designed to pump various types of hardon up to huge energies before banging them together. However, many concerned citizens without the personal experience or understanding of what hardons do worry at the idea of the large hardons being [...]
Dr Evil threatens world with Large Hadron Collider
LAIR OF EVIL, Conseil Européen pour la Recherche Nucléaire, Friday (NNGadget) — Dr Evil's plans to destroy the earth have come ever-closer, with the construction of a Large Hadron Collider in a secret location in Switzerland. "Unless the governments of the world give me one hundred beelion dollars, I shall pull the switch that [...]
Ireland floats second EU treaty vote
DUBLIN, Sicily, Monday (NNN) — Ireland may go to the polls again for a referendum on the new European Union constitution treaty gentleperson's agreement. "I stress that this is very much only a personal view at this stage," said European Affairs Minister Dick Roche, penciling the referendum in for next June at the very latest. Irish voters [...]
