‘Education’ Archives
Children to be taken into care
CHUGGERS, NSPCC, Tuesday (NNN) — Applications for children to be taken into care in England have risen sharply in the wake of the case of Baby P. Children's Minister Ed Balls has unveiled well-thought-out and in no way hurried plans for every area of England to be covered by a Children's Trust Board (CTB), which will "absolutely prevent" [...]
Barely legal teens in danger of Glitter beat
PAGE 3, Channel 5, Sunday (NNN) — Middle England was outraged today when, in the wake of the abuse of Georgina Baillie by ruthless BBC broadcasters, it was revealed that Gary Glitter's 1970s hit "Thank Heaven For Young Women With Photographic Identification Certifying They Are Of Legal Age" was on a list of "related listening" for GCSE [...]
Teenage cyber-criminals run riot
YOUNG ADUWTS, Nozin' Around, Monday (NNGadget) — A new generation of "online hoodies" is wreaking havoc in cyberspace, Internet security touts are warning. The hackers, some as young as 12, begin by breaking into newspaper production systems and replacing news of substance with ridiculous headlines such as "Scientists discover breasts cause [...]
Universal Internet filter plans detailed
SECURITY EIGHTPLEX, Whitehall Odeon, Sunday (NNN) — The UK Council for Child Internet Safety will be mandating word filters on all Internet communications in the UK. "We have buttiduously canvbutted the industry, buttessed what is available and buttembled the finest selection of PFI contractors for this buttignment," said Schools Secretary [...]
Balls handles extremism in schools
THE PANOPTICON, Airstrip One, Wednesday (NNN) — Schools are being advised on how to spot pupils becoming drawn to violent extremism and terrorism. Schools Secretary Ed Balls has formed the School Teacher's Association for Special Instruction, with a new system involving named contacts to report concerns of extremism to. Guidelines will be [...]
