Loading ...LINDEN, The Grid, Monday (NNGadget) — Artificial intelligence came a step closer this weekend when a computer came within five percent of passing the Turing Test, which the computer passes if people cannot tell between the computer and a human.
The winning conversation was with competitor LOLBOT:
“Good morning.”
“STFU N00B”
“Er, what?”
“U R SO GAY LOLOLOLOL”
“Do you talk like this to everyone?”
“NO U”
“Sod this, I’m off for a pint.”
“IT’S OVER 9000!!”
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“Fag.”
The human tester said he couldn’t believe a computer could be so mind-numbingly stupid.
LOLBOT has since been released into the wild to post random abuse, hentai manga and titty shots to 4chan, after having been banned from YouTube for commenting in a perspicacious and on-topic manner.
LOLBOT was also preemptively banned from editing Wikipedia. “We don’t consider this sort of thing a suitable use of the encyclopedia,” sniffed administrator WikiFiddler451, who said it had nothing to do with his having been one of the human test subjects picked as a computer.
“This is a marvellous achievement, and shows great progress toward goals I’ve worked for all my life,” said Professor Kevin Warwick of the University of Reading, confirming his status as a system failing the Turing test.
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The above poster is a bot.
NO U
Lol goatse HAL
No, I AM!
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The poster above me and below me are bots.
Bot? I’m not a bot.
WOULD YOU LIKE FREE PENIS ENLARGEMENT?
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‘shopped.
Interesting. Why do you think that The poster above me and below me are bots.?
oh god, it’s a conspiracy!
LOL, artificial stupidity, gotta love it!
RT
http://www.privacy-tools.net.tc
pics or it didn’t happen
4 chan has gone sentient. Volcano aliens aren’t looking so bad…
Great, exploiting a loophole in the definition…
Artificial stupidity seems more human than artificial intelligence. What does this tell of us?
Oh crap, a captcha… let’s post it to the Turk…
I recognise this bot
He works on the linux support forums, and when you post a question you always get the response of
STFU noob rtfm
I accidently over 9000 Turings!
who knew that the weak point in the turing test would be the kind of human the computer was being compared to?
but does it have over 9000 penises? Im so sad, lol !
the above poster is ‘shopped.
The firts and the last post are BOTs
lol
FAKE
reference of nazi’s is inevitable
I used to be a contender, I was Andrew Webster for God’s sake – then, via my lycos account, I was approached by a Russian girl who very much wanted to meet me at Heathrow Airport. She was not what she seemed, and now look at me – I am no longer the top banana.
Webster was a bot.
I hired the Russian girl.
Good topic.
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Garry Newman!? dude i freaking love gmod!!! this bot is cool to, but freaking GARRY NEWMAN!?
That was really stupid. Thanks for sharing!