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Lily Allen quits “talking complete bollocks”
WHAT HO BLUD, Ldn, Tuesday (N! News) — Lily Allen has renounced Facebook, Twitter, pontificating or considering herself as having anything to say worth hearing in a bid to gain "a life." Once one of the music world's most prolific shite-babblers and patron saint of the nightsoil cart industry, the 24-year old mockney mock-rapper bravely [...]
Luckless cipher named as new Met commissioner
MENEZES, Stockwell, Wednesday (NNN) — Luckless cipher Sir Paul Stephenson has been named as Commissioner of London's Metropolitan Police. Sir Paul, 55, who was deputy to previous chief Sir Ian Blair, said he was "enormously proud" and was looking forward to bringing "a complete change, only somehow more of exactly the same." Leading a [...]
