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		<title>Junior doctors inexplicably run screaming from medical hellholes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 18:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SHIPMAN TEACHING HOSPITAL, University of Crippen,  Monday (NTNHS) &#8212; Nearly a quarter of English junior doctors drop out of their NHS training after two years of shovelling twice the shit in half the time with no guidance or funding. The government blamed Europe.
The EU Working Time Directive means that junior doctors are no longer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hawking&#8217;s statement of the bloody obvious betrays lack of theological understanding</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/09/04/hawkings-statement-of-the-bloody-obvious-betrays-lack-of-theological-understanding/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 13:33:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE RUPTURE, Tower of Art, Friday (NotScientist) &#8212; Stephen Hawking&#8217;s claims that no God was required to create the Earth six thousand years ago, and moreover that it is round, are trivially ignorant and heretical.
He betrays the shallowness of his theological understanding with the sentence: &#8220;Look, you drooling idiots, we can see across the universe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tony Blair confesses to bore crimes</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/09/01/tony-blair-confesses-to-bore-crimes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 22:06:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[United Kingdom]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[THE MEMORY WHOLE, London SW1A 1AA, Wednesday (NTN) &#8212; Tony Blair&#8217;s memoir, Seven Hundred Pages Of Tedious Equivocation, has caused mass outbreaks of violent ennui and destroyed the minds of the few remaining people who care.
The carnage has been truly numbing. Blair has expressed his &#8220;anguish&#8221; and &#8220;regret&#8221; at the millions who, having thought he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>England beats the colonies for once, really it does</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/08/31/england-beats-the-colonies-for-once-really-it-does/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/08/31/england-beats-the-colonies-for-once-really-it-does/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 22:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sport]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[United Kingdom]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[LARDS, Motley Cricket Club, Tuesday (NTN) &#8212; The cricket world has been rocked by suggestions that Pakistan may have deliberately thrown games and England might not actually be the geniuses of sport they consider themselves.
England captain Stuart Broad stoutly maintained that England&#8217;s victories had been every bit as much of a sporting achievement as the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wikileaks reveals that Snape killed Dumbledore</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/08/30/wikileaks-reveals-that-snape-killed-dumbledore/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/08/30/wikileaks-reveals-that-snape-killed-dumbledore/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 23:54:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[WILD WEST END, Baker Street, Sunday (NTN) &#8212; The online encyclopedia Wikileaks stands accused of revealing the ending of The Mousetrap, recklessly endangering the income of Agatha Christie&#8217;s descendants.
&#8220;My grandmother always got upset if the plots of her books or plays were revealed in reviews,&#8221; said Matthew Prichard, who personally put in the years of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NHS Direct to be replaced with Internet chat sessions</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/08/28/nhs-direct-to-be-replaced-with-internet-chat-sessions/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/08/28/nhs-direct-to-be-replaced-with-internet-chat-sessions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 13:56:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[United Kingdom]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[OH FUCK NOT HEALTH, It&#8217;s Grim Up Westminster, Saturday (NTN) &#8212; The NHS Direct telephone help service is to be scrapped and replaced with a recorded service, Internet chat sessions and a web page.
The 111 helpline, already in place in non-Tory parts of England, has been a &#8220;vast success&#8221; in cost-cutting, said health secretary Andrew [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Home from Afghanistan by 2014 after the all-night rave</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/07/19/home-from-afghanistan-by-2014-after-the-all-night-rave/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/07/19/home-from-afghanistan-by-2014-after-the-all-night-rave/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 18:32:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Asia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Defence]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[FA&#199; 51, Kunduz, Monday (NTN) &#8212; Battle-weary soldiers are successfully winning hearts, minds and DJ playoffs in Afghanistan with stupendous quantities of MDMA.
The drug, found in almost homeopathic quantities in anything sold in UK nightclubs claiming to be &#8220;ecstasy,&#8221; allowed British soldiers and Taliban insurgents alike to &#8220;open up more,&#8221; put aside their differences and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Atheists enthusiastically endorse Abbott&#8217;s Bible study proposal</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/07/19/atheists-enthusiastically-endorse-abbotts-bible-study-proposal/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/07/19/atheists-enthusiastically-endorse-abbotts-bible-study-proposal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 00:51:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Australia]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[HECK ON EARTH, Warringah, Sunday (NTN) &#8212; Australian atheists have strongly endorsed Liberal leader Tony Abbott&#8217;s plans to make Bible study compulsory in schools. &#8220;Nothing but nothing makes people leave the church faster than actually reading the Bible.&#8221;
Mr Abbott&#8217;s proposal was so that children would have a fundamental understanding of Christianity and &#8220;the great texts [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zac Goldsmith calls for investigation of his parents</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/07/17/zac-goldsmith-calls-for-investigation-of-his-parents/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/07/17/zac-goldsmith-calls-for-investigation-of-his-parents/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 22:57:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[PEASHOOTER, Beanotown, Friday (D. C. Thomson) &#8212; Zac Goldsmith, 7, of Richmond, has engaged in a furious row over his parents&#8217; investigation into just who got into the biscuit tin, fed chocolates to the dog and wrote &#8216;ZAC WOZ ERE&#8217; in strawberry jam on the counter.
Mr Goldsmith repeatedly denied he had done anything wrong &#8212; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Amy Winehouse to branch out into music</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/07/15/amy-winehouse-to-branch-out-into-music/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/07/15/amy-winehouse-to-branch-out-into-music/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 22:33:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[BACK IN THE BLACK, Camden High Street, Thursday (N! News) &#8212; Celebrity gossip star Amy Winehouse will diversify her career to something to do with music, she told incredulous reporters today.
&#8220;I&#8217;ve always felt a musical urge,&#8221; she said today, &#8220;humming tunes to myself as I snorted the streets of Camden clean. It&#8217;s gunna have these [...]]]></description>
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