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		<title>Google opens first retail store</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2011/10/02/google-opens-first-retail-store/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Oct 2011 11:17:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[COURT ROAD, Tottenham, Friday (NTN) &#8212; Internet advertising agency Google is opening its first retail store, selling the Internet-only Chromebook. &#8220;We&#8217;ve put a lot of effort into making it feel welcoming, homely and, dare I say it, &#8216;Googley&#8217;,&#8221; said Arvind Desikan, head of consumer marketing. The revolutionary shopping experience leverages Google&#8217;s famous abilities in customer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guardian falls to &#8220;BeautifulPeople&#8221; virus</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2011/06/20/guardian-falls-to-beautifulpeople-virus/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2011/06/20/guardian-falls-to-beautifulpeople-virus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2011 15:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PAGE 3, Channel 5, Monday (N! News) &#8212; They were built for the publication of &#8220;actual news content,&#8221; where editors ruthlessly excluded churnalised press releases. But today a brain virus attacked and a hideous wave of bollocks flooded newspapers already losing a fortune. The virus was quickly named &#8220;BeautifulPeople.com&#8221; &#8212; after the website about how [...]]]></description>
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		<title>J. K. Rowling decides &#8220;richer than Queen&#8221; not enough, aims for &#8220;Sultan of Brunei&#8221; level</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2011/06/17/j-k-rowling-decides-richer-than-queen-not-enough-aims-for-sultan-of-brunei-level/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2011/06/17/j-k-rowling-decides-richer-than-queen-not-enough-aims-for-sultan-of-brunei-level/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2011 13:25:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newstechnica.com/?p=3460</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ORTHOGON ALLEY, Mammon Managed, Friday (fanfiction.net) &#8212; J. K. Rowling is further repackaging the dribbling arse of the Harry Potter series, in evident disbelief of old sayings about blood and stones. The final film, Harry Potter and the Deathly Lack of Further Books, is being released shortly. Rowling has carefully assembled a package to get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Actual jail time for being blithering idiot on Internet</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2011/06/16/actual-jail-time-for-being-blithering-idiot-on-internet/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2011/06/16/actual-jail-time-for-being-blithering-idiot-on-internet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2011 11:20:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[CYBERPRION, Arsebook, September (times.co.uk) &#8212; The much-maligned British justice system was lauded the world over today as someone was actually jailed for being a drooling lackwit on the Internet. Gene pool blight Joanne Fraill admitted researching the defendant she was trying as a juror, contacting the defendant during the case and telling the defendant about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UK plans cyber-weapons programme</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2011/06/02/uk-plans-cyber-weapons-programme/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2011/06/02/uk-plans-cyber-weapons-programme/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 13:02:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Defence]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[HEY HEY 16K, R: Tape Loading Error, Thursday (NTK) &#8212; GCHQ has begun work on a range of uniquely British cyber-weapons to add to Britain&#8217;s defensive capability. &#8220;Cyber-Space,&#8221; said General Jonathan Shaw, pronouncing the hyphen between the words, &#8220;represents conflict without borders. But we can use the finest of British technical pluck to fight off [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bizarre benefits fraud excuses revealed by government</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2011/05/29/bizarre-benefits-fraud-excuses-revealed-by-government/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2011/05/29/bizarre-benefits-fraud-excuses-revealed-by-government/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2011 21:51:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Finance]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE OSBOURNES, Bog Society, Sunday (NTN) &#8212; A survey by fraud investigators has revealed their top ten worst excuses used by the evil benefit cheats depriving you, yes you, of valuable pennies you could have put toward your next pint. &#8220;We didn&#8217;t realise the NHS needed that six billion quid, we just had to make [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Review: Train operations deckchairs to be rearranged</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2011/05/19/review-train-operations-deckchairs-to-be-rearranged/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2011/05/19/review-train-operations-deckchairs-to-be-rearranged/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 15:34:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WOLMAR, Beeching, Thursday (NTN) &#8212; A review has found that rail fares in Britain need to be brought down using a combination of magic beans, flying unicorns, farmyard fertiliser and, of course, cuts to services and wages. The cost of running the network is 30% higher than other European railways. Stated reasons include the gross [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Clegg bounces back with wizard new plans for House of Lords</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2011/05/17/clegg-bounces-back-with-wizard-new-plans-for-house-of-lords/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2011/05/17/clegg-bounces-back-with-wizard-new-plans-for-house-of-lords/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2011 18:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newstechnica.com/?p=3261</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[PARLIAMENT OF SLIGHTLY BRUISED DREAMS, Westminster, Tuesday (NTN) &#8212; The Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg, has followed up his spectacular success in the alternative vote referendum with exciting reforms for the House of Lords that no-one will care about either. The plan involves 300 members, 80% of whom are elected in a process involving, remarkably [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cameron to destroy the NHS in order to save it</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2011/05/16/cameron-to-destroy-the-nhs-in-order-to-save-it/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2011/05/16/cameron-to-destroy-the-nhs-in-order-to-save-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 21:09:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[OH FUCK NOT HEALTH, Bullingdon, Monday (NTN) &#8212; The Prime Minister, David Cameron, yesterday categorically denied every intention the Conservatives have had toward the NHS for the past sixty-three years. &#8220;There will be no privatisation,&#8221; he declared, &#8220;no cherry-picking from private providers.&#8221; Other Tory dreams he denied included a US-style health insurance regime, the poor [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pink Floyd sell actual bottom of barrel with scrapings</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2011/05/12/pink-floyd-sell-actual-bottom-of-barrel-with-scrapings/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2011/05/12/pink-floyd-sell-actual-bottom-of-barrel-with-scrapings/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 14:32:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[TIME, Dark side of the moan, Wednesday (N! News) &#8212; Both remaining members of Pink Floyd have announced the launch of the &#8220;Why Pink Floyd?&#8221; reissue campaign, wherein literally every tape containing a detectable grunt or squeak is pressed onto CD, SACD and 5.1-channel DVD-audio. &#8220;This is the last chance for really nice packaging,&#8221; said [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Coffee cure found for Daily Mail readership</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2011/05/12/coffee-cure-found-for-daily-mail-readership/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2011/05/12/coffee-cure-found-for-daily-mail-readership/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2011 23:02:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newstechnica.com/?p=3203</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Scientists from the Karolinska Institute in Stockholm have discovered that five cups of coffee a day can halve the risk of breast cancer in post-menopausal women, and have recommended the practice to the Daily Mail. The study notes that the article the Mail ran was the usual fill-in-the-blanks cancer article, but that subscriptions were dropping [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tories rescue economy from workers&#8217; &#8220;rights&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2011/05/11/tories-rescue-economy-from-workers-rights/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2011/05/11/tories-rescue-economy-from-workers-rights/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2011 20:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Finance]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newstechnica.com/?p=3185</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[PRODUCTIVITY HOME, London EC1, Wednesday (NTN) &#8212; The Chancellor, George Osborne, will be &#8220;streamlining&#8221; employment regulation to revive the economy, having discovered that the recession was all the fault of the workers, rather than, e.g., the bankers. &#8220;Current employment law contains too much bureaucracy,&#8221; said Mr Osborne. &#8220;Apparently you have to fill out paperwork before [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super-injunctions &#8220;your best publicity value&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2011/05/09/super-injunctions-your-best-publicity-value/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2011/05/09/super-injunctions-your-best-publicity-value/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2011 11:17:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WEB 0.1, Cyberspice, Monday (NTN) &#8212; Several tedious Z-list celebrities have demanded Twitter user @injunctionsuper post details of their tawdry and squalid lives too. [REDACTED] tweeted: &#8220;Rumur that I hv super-injunction preventing publication of &#8216;intimate&#8217; photos of me n my bank account. NOT TRUE! Also, tits. FER FUXAKE PLS RT&#8221; The revelation that decent British [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sex and coffee make strokes &#8220;the new cancer&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2011/05/06/sex-and-coffee-make-strokes-the-new-cancer/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2011/05/06/sex-and-coffee-make-strokes-the-new-cancer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 15:40:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[GOLDACRE, Moron Piers, Friday (NTN) &#8212; New results showing strokes could be caused by coffee, sex or blowing your nose were hailed by the tabloid media as the &#8220;new cancer.&#8221; The study on 250 patients identified eight risk factors linked to bleeding on the brain: sex, coffee, nose-blowing, Nick Clegg, Tories, mind-buggering stupidity, the Daily [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ubuntu Vista 11.04 defies expectations</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2011/04/29/ubuntu-vista-11-04-defies-expectations/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2011/04/29/ubuntu-vista-11-04-defies-expectations/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 17:06:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[THAWTELESS, Star City, Monday (NNGadget) &#8212; Canonical, Inc. has announced the release of Ubuntu 11.04, &#8220;Venereal Vista,&#8221; based on the Unity Vista desktop, which only 5 out of 11 first-time users managed to crash in final testing two weeks ago. Unity is Canonical&#8217;s response to the GNOME 3 shell, which uses 1 gigabyte of RAM [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ed Miliband threatens to tell Scotland&#8217;s mum on it</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2011/04/28/ed-miliband-threatens-to-tell-scotlands-mum-on-it/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2011/04/28/ed-miliband-threatens-to-tell-scotlands-mum-on-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 21:17:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MILISECOND, Hollyshite, Thursday (NTN) &#8212; Labour leader Ed Miliband has warned that Labour is &#8220;heading for disaster&#8221; if Alex Salmond and the SNP continue their charge towards victory in next week’s elections. &#8220;The SNP will use a victory in Holyrood to press for Scottish independence, threaten the union, cause plagues of frogs and make everything [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Support for monarchy at all-time high with sunny eleven-day weekend</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2011/04/25/support-for-monarchy-at-all-time-high-with-sunny-eleven-day-weekend/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2011/04/25/support-for-monarchy-at-all-time-high-with-sunny-eleven-day-weekend/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 18:26:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[GOD SAVE THE QUEEN, The Beach, Monday (NTN) &#8212; Support for the monarchy has increased over the last three days, with three quarters of people saying the Royal Wedding will cheer up the country, provided the weather holds out. &#8220;The Royal Family unites the country,&#8221; said Boris Busybody, 77 (IQ), of East Cheam. &#8220;Prince Wilberforce [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mind-buggeringly useless expensive gadget delayed</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2011/04/24/mind-buggeringly-useless-expensive-gadget-delayed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Apr 2011 11:48:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HAMMERSMITH ODEOUS, Android Market, Friday (NTN) &#8212; The £500 LG Optimus 3D, the world&#8217;s first 3D smartphone, has been delayed until June, possibly due to 3D on a phone being stupendously pointless rubbish that doesn&#8217;t work. 3D technology has been the next big thing for only the last sixty years and is readily available on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>British girls&#8217; drinking culture just not up to scratch</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2011/04/22/british-girls-drinking-culture-just-not-up-to-scratch/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2011/04/22/british-girls-drinking-culture-just-not-up-to-scratch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2011 16:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MISS PRICE&#8217;S FINISHING COLLEGE, Essex, Thursday (NTN) &#8212; British teenage girls have &#8220;the worst binge drinking culture in the Western world&#8221; and need better advice on getting smashed with style and elegance. Half of all 15-year-old girls cannot distinguish Merlots per region, while more than a quarter of 16- and 17-year-old girls are unable to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Virgin Media to sell 1.5 gigabit Internet to complete cocks</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2011/04/20/virgin-media-to-sell-1-5-gigabit-internet-to-complete-cocks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 16:38:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TELLYHOUSE, Cable and Witless, Wednesday (NTN) &#8212; Virgin Media will shortly trial 1.5Gbps cable Internet, but only to festering dot-com media cocks who live actually around Shoreditch itself. &#8220;As the pace of technological change increases,&#8221; said the ISP in the press release all the papers copied word for word, &#8220;it is vitally important to public [...]]]></description>
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