<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>NewsTechnica &#187; Uncategorized</title>
	<atom:link href="http://newstechnica.com/category/uncategorized/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://newstechnica.com</link>
	<description>a smashed keyboard full of hope and wonder</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 18:11:41 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.4</generator>
		<item>
		<title>Lily Allen quits &#8220;talking complete bollocks&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2009/12/22/lily-allen-quits-talking-complete-bollocks/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2009/12/22/lily-allen-quits-talking-complete-bollocks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 21:48:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[United Kingdom]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newstechnica.com/?p=858</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[WHAT HO BLUD, Ldn, Tuesday (N! News) &#8212; Lily Allen has renounced Facebook, Twitter, pontificating or considering herself as having anything to say worth hearing in a bid to gain &#8220;a life.&#8221; Once one of the music world&#8217;s most prolific shite-babblers and patron saint of the nightsoil cart industry, the 24-year old mockney mock-rapper bravely [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://newstechnica.com/2009/12/22/lily-allen-quits-talking-complete-bollocks/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Luckless cipher named as new Met commissioner</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2009/01/28/luckless-cipher-named-as-new-met-commissioner/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2009/01/28/luckless-cipher-named-as-new-met-commissioner/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 21:46:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[United Kingdom]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://notnews.today.com/2009/01/28/luckless-cipher-named-as-new-met-commissioner/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[MENEZES, Stockwell, Wednesday (NNN) &#8212; Luckless cipher Sir Paul Stephenson has been named as Commissioner of London&#8217;s Metropolitan Police. Sir Paul, 55, who was deputy to previous chief Sir Ian Blair, said he was &#8220;enormously proud&#8221; and was looking forward to bringing &#8220;a complete change, only somehow more of exactly the same.&#8221; Leading a staff [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://newstechnica.com/2009/01/28/luckless-cipher-named-as-new-met-commissioner/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

