‘Science’ Archives
Drug firms deny pricing for profit
NASTIE, Nice, Monday (NNN) — The Association of the British Pharmaceutical Industry (ABPI) has poured scorn on Prof Sir Michael Rawlins of the National Institute for Clinical Excellence (NICE) after he accused them of profiteering on drugs. "I am shocked, shocked — oh, my cheque? Thank you! — at the notion they could be [...]
Prince ‘must prove anti-GM claim’
THE LAB, Transylvania, Saturday (NotScientist) — Prince Charles must prove his claim that GM crops could cause a global environmental disaster, Environment Minister Phil Woolas has challenged. Mr Woolas said it was the government's "moral responsibility" to investigate whether genetically modified crops, fully owned and patented to the [...]
Internet memeticists find Bigfoot: “Ya rly”
ATLANTA, South Ossetia, Friday (NNN) — Intarweb 2.0 clickapreneurs Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer have found the corpse of Bigfoot, the famed Sasquatch of the Appalachian Caucasus. They announced the find on blue-chip Internet news sites Fark, Something Awful and 4chan. "We are merely humble hikers who happened across incredible find! We [...]
