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		<title>God: Sorry, you all suck</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2011/05/21/god-sorry-you-all-suck/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2011 10:21:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DOOM, Spawn Camping, Saturday (The Word) &#8212; The Lord God, the Creator of the Universe, offered His commiserations to every soul in His Creation that they had failed to reach the standard of faith required for Rapturing today. Thousands of dedicated Christians were not uplifted bodily to Heaven, in a wave of Rapture circling the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Religions stimulate &#8220;Apple-like&#8221; reactions in brain</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2011/05/19/religions-stimulate-apple-like-reactions-in-brain/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2011/05/19/religions-stimulate-apple-like-reactions-in-brain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 16:10:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ONE INFINITE LOOP, Purgatory, Wednesday (NTN) &#8212; Neuroscientists have found that religious fervour lights up the same parts of the brain as waiting in line for your devotions at the Apple Store. The scientists were interviewed by a BBC programme exploring the fantastically lucrative and popular brands springing up around the supernatural. Religions such as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Last Supper of Christ &#8220;happened in tenth dimension&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2011/04/19/last-supper-of-christ-happened-in-tenth-dimension/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2011/04/19/last-supper-of-christ-happened-in-tenth-dimension/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 15:27:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE NINTH CIRCLE, Dibley, Saturday (TNN) &#8212; The Last Supper happened &#8220;in an unknown cosmic dimension, probably on a Wednesday,&#8221; says a professor of a subject that has nothing to do with theology, history or archaeology but does involve inhalation of heavy metal fumes. Professor Colin Humphreys of Cambridge University says discrepancies in the Gospels [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Catholic priests flock to join TSA</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/11/17/catholic-priests-flock-to-join-tsa/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/11/17/catholic-priests-flock-to-join-tsa/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2010 20:13:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[SECURITY BROADWAY, Iron Curtain, Wednesday (NTN) &#8212; In the wake of Transport Security Administration staff forcing a &#8220;full pat-down&#8221; on a three-year-old child, Catholic priests have been clamouring to work for the government department. The TSA, which has apprehended only slightly less than one terrorist in its nine years of operation, welcomed the new recruits [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t mention Belgium, says Catholic Church</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/09/13/dont-mention-belgium-says-catholic-church/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/09/13/dont-mention-belgium-says-catholic-church/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 18:10:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[KINGDOM OF HEAVEN ON EARTH, Holy Prepuce, Monday (Vatican Rag) &#8212; The cost of the Pope&#8217;s visit to Britain this week will be outweighed by the moral benefits, said the Church, not mentioning Belgium. &#8220;Nobody knows anything about religion in the UK,&#8221; said Jack Valero, the spokesman for Opus Dei in Britain. &#8220;They keep going [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Terry Jones burns Times paywall at Ground Zero</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/09/10/terry-jones-burns-times-paywall-at-ground-zero/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/09/10/terry-jones-burns-times-paywall-at-ground-zero/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 17:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DESOLATION BOULEVARDE, Whopping, Friday (Mediocre Grauniad) &#8212; Terry Jones has called off his plans to burn a copy of The Times at Ground Zero tomorrow, after the paywall caught alight for half an hour on Friday afternoon. Jones had planned to burn The Times because, he claimed, Rupert Murdoch would not rest until he had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hawking&#8217;s statement of the bloody obvious betrays lack of theological understanding</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/09/04/hawkings-statement-of-the-bloody-obvious-betrays-lack-of-theological-understanding/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/09/04/hawkings-statement-of-the-bloody-obvious-betrays-lack-of-theological-understanding/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 13:33:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE RUPTURE, Tower of Art, Friday (NotScientist) &#8212; Stephen Hawking&#8217;s claims that no God was required to create the Earth six thousand years ago, and moreover that it is round, are trivially ignorant and heretical. He betrays the shallowness of his theological understanding with the sentence: &#8220;Look, you drooling idiots, we can see across the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Atheists enthusiastically endorse Abbott&#8217;s Bible study proposal</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/07/19/atheists-enthusiastically-endorse-abbotts-bible-study-proposal/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/07/19/atheists-enthusiastically-endorse-abbotts-bible-study-proposal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 00:51:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HECK ON EARTH, Warringah, Sunday (NTN) &#8212; Australian atheists have strongly endorsed Liberal leader Tony Abbott&#8217;s plans to make Bible study compulsory in schools. &#8220;Nothing but nothing makes people leave the church faster than actually reading the Bible.&#8221; Mr Abbott&#8217;s proposal was so that children would have a fundamental understanding of Christianity and &#8220;the great [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Church of England controversially suggests women may be human</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/07/13/church-of-england-controversially-suggests-women-may-be-human/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/07/13/church-of-england-controversially-suggests-women-may-be-human/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 06:41:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[KINGDOM OF HECK ON EARTH, Dibley, Monday (NTN) &#8212; The General Synod of the Church of England has ruled that women may technically be regarded as a variety of human, leading to international outrage and threats of a schism. Women will be considered eligible to be elected to humanity, though traditionalist Anglican priests will be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Riots outside Relate offices as Christian therapist loses appeal bid</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/04/29/riots-outside-relate-offices-as-christian-therapist-loses-appeal-bid/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/04/29/riots-outside-relate-offices-as-christian-therapist-loses-appeal-bid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 17:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newstechnica.com/?p=2103</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8217;LATE, Brizzle, Thursday (NTN) &#8212; A Relate counsellor&#8217;s sacking for refusing to counsel gay couples has been upheld, leading to Church of England members rioting and setting alight Relate offices across the country. Gary McFarlane was sacked by Relate after it had refused to accommodate his sincere and deeply-held Christian beliefs that the Sodomite unbelievers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pope comes out as deep-cover atheist</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/04/26/pope-comes-out-as-deep-cover-atheist/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/04/26/pope-comes-out-as-deep-cover-atheist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 18:36:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOLY CRAP, Vatican City, Monday (NTN) &#8212; Joseph Ratzinger has resigned as Pope and revealed his r&#244;le as a deep-cover atheist operative, who worked many decades to discredit the Catholic Church and cause people to leave. &#8220;I&#8217;m profoundly sorry I couldn&#8217;t just pull the plug on the whole rotten edifice,&#8221; said Mr Ratzinger, 83, of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Devil sells soul to Mandelson</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/04/03/devil-sells-soul-to-mandelson/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/04/03/devil-sells-soul-to-mandelson/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 17:28:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE NINTH CIRCLE, Westminster, Saturday (NTN) &#8212; Lucifer, the Angel of Light and Ruler of Hell, has undertaken an unEarthly deal with Peter Mandelson to hold on to power. In return, Hell will be able to keep one hospital, two schools and a single public toilet in the face of government cuts, although the recruitment [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Irish bishop: &#8220;Sexy kids should pay&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/03/09/irish-bishop-sexy-kids-should-pay/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/03/09/irish-bishop-sexy-kids-should-pay/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:30:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newstechnica.com/?p=1808</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[KINGDOM OF HEAVEN ON EARTH, My Trousers, Tuesday (Vatican Rag) &#8212; Bishop Dennis Brennan has asked that the &#8364;10.5 million bill for clerical child sex abuse cases in the Ferns diocese be paid by those responsible: &#8220;Those damned sexy children.&#8221; The doctrine of original sin notes that Adam was handed the apple by an altar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Socialist Muslim Obama meets Atheist hate groups to destroy US</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/02/27/socialist-muslim-president-meets-with-atheist-hate-groups-to-destroy-america/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/02/27/socialist-muslim-president-meets-with-atheist-hate-groups-to-destroy-america/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 14:40:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DEATH PANEL, American Heartland, the End Times (NTN) &#8212; As part of ongoing efforts to destroy everything America stands for, foreign-born election stealer Barack Hussein Obama openly conspired at the White House on Friday with his liberal Atheist masters. Representatives of the Secular Coalition for America, an umbrella group which includes American Atheists, the Council [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Church of Satan targets toddlers in recruitment drive</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2009/12/25/church-of-satan-targets-toddlers-in-recruitment-drive/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2009/12/25/church-of-satan-targets-toddlers-in-recruitment-drive/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 17:08:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CRACKER BARREL, City of Dis, Friday (NTN) &#8212; The Church of Satan is reaching out to schools and playgroups to attract more young people into the faith and cull the nation&#8217;s goat population, amid fears that a generation of children have become disconnected from religion. The Church will also establish breakfast, homework, sports and sacrificial [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Holy See declares &#8220;unique copyright&#8221; on priestly molestations</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2009/12/22/holy-see-declares-unique-copyright-on-priestly-molestations/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2009/12/22/holy-see-declares-unique-copyright-on-priestly-molestations/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 21:49:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DOPE ON A ROPE, Rome, Saturday (NTN) &#8212; The Vatican&#174; has stated that the rape&#169; of children by Catholic&#8482; priests is protected by a &#8220;special and unique&#8221; copyright, and anyone attempting to discuss the matter will be sued, excommunicated and declared a Suppressive Person. &#8220;Recent years have witnessed a great increase of affection and esteem [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shroud of Turin proven genuine after Large Hadron Collider switched on</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2009/11/21/shroud-of-turin-proven-genuine-after-large-hadron-collider-switched-on/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:18:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SEVENTH IMPOSSIBLE THING, Vatican City, Friday (NNN) &#8212; A Vatican researcher claims to have proven the Shroud of Turin genuine, shortly after the Large Hadron Collider achieved a half-circuit proton beam on Friday. The shroud was previously carbon-dated to the 1300s. However, Dr Barbara Frale asserts in her new book The Shroud is Real so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Delusions of adequacy given same status as religion</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2009/11/07/delusions-of-adequacy-given-same-status-as-religion/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2009/11/07/delusions-of-adequacy-given-same-status-as-religion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:40:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DAWKINS, Barking, Wednesday (NNN) &#8212; An executive has won the right to sue his employer on the basis that he was unfairly dismissed for his views after a judge ruled that his delusions of competence had the same weight in law as religious and philosophical beliefs under the 2003 Religion and Belief Regulations. The unnamed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Did Jesus reveal the name of the &#8220;antichrist&#8221;?</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2009/08/04/did-jesus-reveal-the-name-of-the-antichrist/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:13:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guest post by Joe Kovacs of WorldNetDaily GROUND ZERO, The Rapture, any day now, you&#8217;ll see (WND exclusive) &#8212; For centuries, Christians have wondered about the identity of a future leader who will do Satan&#8217;s bidding to thwart the plans of Jesus Christ and introduce socialised medicine shortly before His prophesied return to Earth. That [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Police fend off massive summer solstice denial-of-service attack on Stonehenge</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 16:15:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A344, Gateway To The West, Sunday (NNN) &#8212; Thirty-six thousand revellers, hippies, wiccans and general space cadets have gathered at Stonehenge for the summer solstice, throwing astronomical megalith calculations into chaos. Wiltshire riot police, fresh from the hugely successful G20 operation, kept the fuzzy-brained masses at bay with horses, drug sniffer dogs, an unmanned flying [...]]]></description>
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