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		<title>Cameron to destroy the NHS in order to save it</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2011/05/16/cameron-to-destroy-the-nhs-in-order-to-save-it/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2011/05/16/cameron-to-destroy-the-nhs-in-order-to-save-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 21:09:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newstechnica.com/?p=3243</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[OH FUCK NOT HEALTH, Bullingdon, Monday (NTN) &#8212; The Prime Minister, David Cameron, yesterday categorically denied every intention the Conservatives have had toward the NHS for the past sixty-three years. &#8220;There will be no privatisation,&#8221; he declared, &#8220;no cherry-picking from private providers.&#8221; Other Tory dreams he denied included a US-style health insurance regime, the poor [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Coffee cure found for Daily Mail readership</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2011/05/12/coffee-cure-found-for-daily-mail-readership/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2011/05/12/coffee-cure-found-for-daily-mail-readership/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2011 23:02:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scientists from the Karolinska Institute in Stockholm have discovered that five cups of coffee a day can halve the risk of breast cancer in post-menopausal women, and have recommended the practice to the Daily Mail. The study notes that the article the Mail ran was the usual fill-in-the-blanks cancer article, but that subscriptions were dropping [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sex and coffee make strokes &#8220;the new cancer&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2011/05/06/sex-and-coffee-make-strokes-the-new-cancer/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2011/05/06/sex-and-coffee-make-strokes-the-new-cancer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 15:40:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[GOLDACRE, Moron Piers, Friday (NTN) &#8212; New results showing strokes could be caused by coffee, sex or blowing your nose were hailed by the tabloid media as the &#8220;new cancer.&#8221; The study on 250 patients identified eight risk factors linked to bleeding on the brain: sex, coffee, nose-blowing, Nick Clegg, Tories, mind-buggering stupidity, the Daily [...]]]></description>
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		<title>British girls&#8217; drinking culture just not up to scratch</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2011/04/22/british-girls-drinking-culture-just-not-up-to-scratch/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2011/04/22/british-girls-drinking-culture-just-not-up-to-scratch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2011 16:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newstechnica.com/?p=2915</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[MISS PRICE&#8217;S FINISHING COLLEGE, Essex, Thursday (NTN) &#8212; British teenage girls have &#8220;the worst binge drinking culture in the Western world&#8221; and need better advice on getting smashed with style and elegance. Half of all 15-year-old girls cannot distinguish Merlots per region, while more than a quarter of 16- and 17-year-old girls are unable to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Charity pays Tories not to breed</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/10/25/charity-pays-tories-not-to-breed/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/10/25/charity-pays-tories-not-to-breed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2010 18:07:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newstechnica.com/?p=2671</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[SOMA, Brave New World, Monday (NTN) &#8212; Controversial charity Project Prevention is offering cut-addicted Conservatives hundreds of pounds in return for making sure they never breed under any circumstances. Their motto is &#8220;stop the problem before it happens.&#8221; But the system raises fundamental questions about people&#8217;s &#8212; and Tories&#8217; &#8212; right to have children. It [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Computers turn children into Satan</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/10/11/computers-turn-children-into-satan/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/10/11/computers-turn-children-into-satan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2010 18:29:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PAGE 3, Channel 5, Monday (NTN) &#8212; Children spending at least two hours a day in front of a computer monitor have been scientifically proven to turn into rapacious hellspawn, say all newspapers today. Changing visual information, as opposed to safe and reliable newsprint, has been connected to behavioural problems and conformance disabilities in children. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NHS budget in parking-led recovery</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/09/12/nhs-budget-in-parking-led-recovery/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/09/12/nhs-budget-in-parking-led-recovery/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Sep 2010 18:38:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newstechnica.com/?p=2538</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[HOLDING PEN, Knacker&#8217;s Yard, Sunday (NTN) &#8212; The government has carefully balanced the NHS budget using parking fees. &#8220;The NHS remains free at the point of contact,&#8221; said health minister Simon Burns. &#8220;But we didn&#8217;t say anything about getting to the point of contact.&#8221; In 2009, Labour health secretary Andy Burnham promised to scrap the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Junior doctors inexplicably run screaming from medical hellholes</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/09/06/junior-doctors-inexplicably-run-screaming-from-medical-hellholes/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/09/06/junior-doctors-inexplicably-run-screaming-from-medical-hellholes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 18:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newstechnica.com/?p=2479</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[SHIPMAN TEACHING HOSPITAL, University of Crippen, Monday (NTNHS) &#8212; Nearly a quarter of English junior doctors drop out of their NHS training after two years of shovelling twice the shit in half the time with no guidance or funding. The government blamed Europe. The EU Working Time Directive means that junior doctors are no longer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NHS Direct to be replaced with Internet chat sessions</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/08/28/nhs-direct-to-be-replaced-with-internet-chat-sessions/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/08/28/nhs-direct-to-be-replaced-with-internet-chat-sessions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 13:56:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newstechnica.com/?p=2394</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[OH FUCK NOT HEALTH, It&#8217;s Grim Up Westminster, Saturday (NTN) &#8212; The NHS Direct telephone help service is to be scrapped and replaced with a recorded service, Internet chat sessions and a web page. The 111 helpline, already in place in non-Tory parts of England, has been a &#8220;vast success&#8221; in cost-cutting, said health secretary [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Women may have 104 hairstyles in a single edition</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/07/14/women-may-have-104-hairstyles-in-a-single-edition/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/07/14/women-may-have-104-hairstyles-in-a-single-edition/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 22:22:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newstechnica.com/?p=2318</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[WELL I NEVER, Wake Me Up Before I Stop Stop, Wednesday (NTN) &#8212; University of Metro researchers say that women can have 104 hairstyles in a single reading of a paper on the morning bus or train. The study of 3,000 women, all in the commercially desirable 20-39 office worker demographic, revealed 44 per cent [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Working for a living against religion, says pharmacist</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/03/10/working-for-a-living-against-religion-says-pharmacist/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/03/10/working-for-a-living-against-religion-says-pharmacist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:25:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newstechnica.com/?p=1853</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[PAY GRADE, Jobsworth, Monday (NTN) &#8212; A Lloyd&#8217;s pharmacist has complained of being expected to fill prescriptions brought in by paying customers, as actually working at work is against her spiritual beliefs. The pharmacist, Brenda Busybody, 53 (IQ), of East Cheam, is a Bri-Tish, a group who believe that members should show up at places [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Daily Mail causes, cures cancer</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/02/18/daily-mail-causes-cures-cancer/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/02/18/daily-mail-causes-cures-cancer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 21:03:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newstechnica.com/?p=1505</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[GOLDACRE, Moron Piers, Thursday (NTN) &#8212; Taking the Daily Mail once a day, one million times the dose recommended by sensible physicians, will both induce and clear up cancer, a groundbreaking study by the Press Complaints Council has shown. The latest dramatic results came from a 30-year project tracking the health of 2.2 million allegedly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scotland to make cigarettes way cooler and sexier</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/01/28/scotland-to-make-cigarettes-way-cooler-and-sexier/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/01/28/scotland-to-make-cigarettes-way-cooler-and-sexier/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 18:39:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newstechnica.com/?p=1386</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[MARLBOROSPOTTING, Leith Central Station, Thursday (NTN) &#8212; The Scottish Parliament has passed tough new tobacco laws that will make Scotland a world leader in smoking as forbidden pleasurable temptation. The Bill bans shops from displaying tobacco products, outlaws cigarette vending machines and introduces a registration system for tobacco retailers. Retailers hailed the move as adding [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Britain&#8217;s first iPhone baby is born</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/01/26/britains-first-iphone-baby-is-born/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/01/26/britains-first-iphone-baby-is-born/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 19:51:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newstechnica.com/?p=1370</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[TEMPLE OF STEVE, Click My Button, Monday (NTN) &#8212; A woman who was considering IVF treatment has given birth to a baby girl after using an iPhone application to become pregnant. &#8220;Yes, there&#8217;s an app for that too. We&#8217;re calling her Steve.&#8221; After four years, Lena Bryce and her husband Dudley had nearly given up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Now they&#8217;re after our butter</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/01/20/now-theyre-after-our-butter/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2010/01/20/now-theyre-after-our-butter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 21:56:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newstechnica.com/?p=1260</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[FAT CITY, Formerly Pork, Sunday (NTN) &#8212; Panic buying and butter riots gripped the nation&#8217;s dairy cabinets after a proposal by heart surgeon Shyam Kolvekar to ban butter for the sake of public health. &#8220;I realise he&#8217;s probably quite disgusted with having to plunger greasy geysers of chunky lard out of the arteries of bloblike [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Historic &#8220;change nothing&#8221; health care bill passes</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2009/12/24/historic-change-nothing-health-care-bill-passes/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2009/12/24/historic-change-nothing-health-care-bill-passes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 20:06:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newstechnica.com/?p=939</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[WHAT&#8217;S ON THE SLAB, Down In The Lab, Thursday (NTN) &#8212; The US Senate has approved landmark legislation that will change nothing about healthcare for tens of millions of uninsured Americans and, of course, the insurance companies. With the Great Recession, millions of Americans out of work means less insured. The bill ensures that insurance [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Microsoft Word recalled due to contamination</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2009/12/23/microsoft-word-recalled-due-to-contamination/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2009/12/23/microsoft-word-recalled-due-to-contamination/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:56:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newstechnica.com/?p=932</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[CENTER FOR UNEASE CONTROL, Seattle, Wednesday (NTN) &#8212; A federal court has banned Microsoft Word from sale as a poisonous substance, suspected of causing millions of brain-deaths around the world. Microsoft Office has long been considered potentially hazardous to health, despite advertising claiming that &#8220;four out of five CEOs prefer Outlook&#8221; and most of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Donaldson declares &#8220;brave new world&#8221; of spare parts</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2009/12/21/donaldson-declares-brave-new-world-of-spare-parts/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2009/12/21/donaldson-declares-brave-new-world-of-spare-parts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 21:09:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newstechnica.com/?p=845</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[OH FUCK NOT HEALTH, Whitehall, Monday (NTNHS) &#8212; Chief Medical Officer Sir Liam Donaldson has called for a &#8220;presumed consent&#8221; organ donation system, where anyone violating any NHS guideline is presumed ready to be rendered down for bits. Over eight thousand people are on the NHS waiting list. &#8220;Resolving the organ system and declaring the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Household chemicals stealing boys&#8217; manliness</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2009/11/17/household-chemicals-turning-boys-all-girly/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2009/11/17/household-chemicals-turning-boys-all-girly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:52:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[STRAIGHT&#8217;S THE WORD, Bruxelles, Saturday (NotScientist) &#8212; Ubiquitous chemical contamination, driven by the radical feminist agenda, is driving down sperm counts and feminising male children across the developed world. Young boys produce less sperm and developing feminised behaviour, in which they dress up in pink, have tea parties, read the Guardian and pooh-pooh stories in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dating site matches people through E. coli tests</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2009/11/15/dating-site-matches-people-through-e-coli-tests/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2009/11/15/dating-site-matches-people-through-e-coli-tests/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:02:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[KALLIKAK, Gattaca, Saturday (NotScientist) &#8212; Genetic testing companies are promising to match couples based on Escherichia coli testing, touting the benefits of biological compatibility and claiming a match means better personality match, better sex and conclusive proof that they match down to the asshole. &#8220;How many dating services can you think of where assholes can [...]]]></description>
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