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		<title>Atheists enthusiastically endorse Abbott&#8217;s Bible study proposal</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/07/19/atheists-enthusiastically-endorse-abbotts-bible-study-proposal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 00:51:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HECK ON EARTH, Warringah, Sunday (NTN) &#8212; Australian atheists have strongly endorsed Liberal leader Tony Abbott&#8217;s plans to make Bible study compulsory in schools. &#8220;Nothing but nothing makes people leave the church faster than actually reading the Bible.&#8221; Mr Abbott&#8217;s proposal was so that children would have a fundamental understanding of Christianity and &#8220;the great [...]]]></description>
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		<title>AFACT v iiNet: Statement in full from the losing party</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2010/02/04/afact-v-iinet-statement-in-full-from-the-losing-party/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 01:26:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TIN PAN VALLEY, The Matrix, Wednesday (N! News) &#8212; Film companies today expressed their disappointment that the Federal Court found that iiNet was not using orbital mind control lasers to encourage copyright infringements by its customers on its network. Despite findings of copyright infringement by iiNet customers, pirate flags in their front yards and downloaded [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jordan eats kangaroo&#8217;s anus</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2009/11/26/jordan-eats-kangaroos-anus/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2009/11/26/jordan-eats-kangaroos-anus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:47:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PAGE 3, Channel 5, Thursday (N! News) &#8212; Celebrity celebrity Katie &#8220;Jordan&#8221; Price has fulfilled her contractual obligations on I&#8217;m A Celebrity For God&#8217;s Sake Kill Me Now by eating a kangaroo&#8217;s anus. The star was placed through a series of humiliating trials by popular audience vote in which she was covered in cockroaches, had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Turnbull still stuck with Liberal leadership</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2009/11/24/turnbull-still-stuck-with-liberal-leadership/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2009/11/24/turnbull-still-stuck-with-liberal-leadership/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:37:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MUTINY ON THE TITANIC, Blighmey, Tuesday (NNN) &#8212; Australian Opposition leader Malcolm Turnbull has fended off a leadership challenge by the clever tactical expedient of making sure no-one wants the job. Mr Turnbull had angered many of his more conservative Liberal Party colleagues by such heresies as accepting the scientific view of global warming and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Murdoch announces plan to cut off nose</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2009/11/10/murdoch-announces-plan-to-cut-off-nose/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2009/11/10/murdoch-announces-plan-to-cut-off-nose/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:31:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[AUSTRALIAN GLADIATORS, Sky None, Monday (Mediocre Grauniad) &#8212; In an exclusive interview with one of his employees, Rupert Murdoch announced that it was time to draw a line in the sand in his constant battle to frustrate freeloading consumers by scheduling extensive rhinoplasty. As the logical extension of his intent to improve monetization of his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Google Maps shows nonexistent city &#8220;Perth&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2009/11/05/google-maps-shows-nonexistent-city-perth/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2009/11/05/google-maps-shows-nonexistent-city-perth/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:52:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ARGLETON, Lancashire, Saturday (NNN) &#8212; A Google Maps error has created a phantom city: &#8220;Perth&#8221; in Western Australia, in what is in fact a completely empty space. The mystery has locals so intrigued that a few have made the journey to the enigmatic spot. &#8220;I started to weave this amazing fantasy about the place,&#8221; said [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Apple, Inc sues apples for trademark violation</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2009/10/05/apple-inc-sues-apples-for-trademark-violation/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2009/10/05/apple-inc-sues-apples-for-trademark-violation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 20:55:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ANOTHER INFINITE LOOP, Cupertino, Monday (NNN) &#8212; In its latest move to protect the consumer and, of course, its valuable intellectual property and reputation, Apple has brought a trademark violation suit in Australia against nature. &#8220;The violations are all over trees, sometimes orchards full of them,&#8221; said Steve Jobs today. &#8220;And not a compatible USB [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kraft names new Vegemite: &#8220;Axle Grease Shit 2.0&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2009/09/28/kraft-names-new-vegemite-axle-grease-shit-20/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2009/09/28/kraft-names-new-vegemite-axle-grease-shit-20/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:22:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TOO FAR DOWN UNDER, Marketers At Work, Saturday (NNN) &#8212; In the quarter-final ad break of the Australian Football League grand final, Kraft has revealed the winning entry in the competition to name its new spreadable Vegemite cream cheese mix: Axle Grease Shit 2.0. The winning name was submitted by Dean Robbins, 27, of 129 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dannii Minogue quits Botox in favour of 240 volts</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2009/08/11/dannii-minogue-quits-botox-in-favour-of-240-volts/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2009/08/11/dannii-minogue-quits-botox-in-favour-of-240-volts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 17:42:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BRITAIN&#8217;S GOT CHRONIC AMBITION, Minus Talent, Tuesday (N! News) &#8212; Second-string actress, second-string pop singer, second-string X Factor judge and sister of someone famous for actual star quality Dannii Minogue claims she has stopped using Botox, the wrinkle-beating injection that paralyses and relaxes facial muscles. Her decision comes after public criticism for her alleged lack [...]]]></description>
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		<title>World&#8217;s #4 website features &#8220;cunt&#8221; on front page</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2009/07/09/worlds-4-website-features-quaint-on-front-page/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2009/07/09/worlds-4-website-features-quaint-on-front-page/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:19:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[FUCK THE MILLENNIUM, Arsenal, Thursday (NNN) &#8212; Wikipedia, the world&#8217;s fourth most popular website, has prominently featured the article &#8220;Gropecunt Lane,&#8221; a medi&#230;val English name for a town&#8217;s prostitution district, on its front page today. &#8220;The article has been voted one of the two thousand best on Wikipedia,&#8221; said Mark Pellegrini, the English Wikipedia Featured [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fielding annoyed by &#8220;scientists&#8221; disagreeing with him</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2009/06/16/fielding-annoyed-by-scientists-disagreeing-with-him/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2009/06/16/fielding-annoyed-by-scientists-disagreeing-with-him/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:56:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE END TIMES, Canberra, one hundred light-years behind (NotScientist) &#8212; A two-hour meeting with Australia&#8217;s Chief Scientist Penny Sackett has failed to convince Family First Senator Steven Fielding that human activity is the main cause of climate change. Senator Fielding also expressed scepticism concerning chemistry, physics, evolution and the &#8220;Galilean heresies&#8221; concerning the Earth and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Australia announces new national broadband network</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2009/04/07/australia-announces-new-national-broadband-network/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2009/04/07/australia-announces-new-national-broadband-network/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 19:14:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SHE&#8217;LL BE ROIGHT MATE, Ey Dingeau Eyt Mey Interweb, Tuesday (NNN) &#8212; Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has announced that the Australian government will build a new $43 billion national broadband network, connecting 90% of homes to 100-megabit fibre internet. &#8220;We believe that fast broadband is absolutely essential for our nation&#8217;s future&#8221;, he said. &#8220;Telstra has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fritzl is a disgrace to Australia and probably a greenie</title>
		<link>http://newstechnica.com/2009/03/19/fritzl-is-a-disgrace-to-australia-and-probably-a-greenie/</link>
		<comments>http://newstechnica.com/2009/03/19/fritzl-is-a-disgrace-to-australia-and-probably-a-greenie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:41:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Gerard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guest post by Andrew Bolt It scares us stupid that random evil exists &#8212; and in people who can look as normal as our neighbours, even as they try to sabotage the machinery of civilisation. No wonder we now hear pathetic theories from global warming activist soft cocks to explain Josef Fritzl as a &#8220;blot [...]]]></description>
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