‘Antarctica’ Archives
Snow, apparently
GOSH, Well I Never, Monday (NNN) — In a completely expected occurrence, it snowed in winter today, providing Britain — that is to say, London — with the trivial excuse it needed to shut down entirely. "We were shocked, shocked," said the "500 Service Unavailable" page on nationalrail.co.uk. "The weather forecast was entirely [...]
Man is to blame for Antarctic temperature rise
NOME TROPICANA, Drinks Are Free, Long Hot Summer (NotScientist) — Scientists say they now have conclusive proof that global warming is due to man's influence. The man in question is Bob Mongler, 77 (IQ), of East Cheam. Rapid and significant warming in both the Antarctic and Arctic can only have been caused by Bob's influence, says the [...]
