‘Africa’ Archives
Neo-Nazis protest co-option of English flag by football fans
BORE CONSTRICTOR, Vulvalezza, Monday (NTN) — White nationalist activists have come forth in record numbers (ten or so) to sternly protest the usurpation of the flag of St George by football fans. "Our noble emblem and gathering point has been stolen," said racially-aware activist Nick Tyndale, "by Zionist World Cup marketers, suburban [...]
Global “vaguely giving a shit” portal to launch
ISLINGTON, Socialist Republic of North London, Tuesday (NNN) — President Barack Obama, Bill Gates and Bono are being invited to back a "vague middle-class interest portal" website, Hope Plus, to promote social politics. "A global eBay-PeaceCorps-wiki-social-media-network-community-thingy is absolutely the most useful thing the modern world [...]
Lockerbie bomber freed for reasons other than business dealings
THE BLACK HOLE OF LOCKERBIE, The Great Game, Saturday (NNN) — FBI Director Robert Mueller harshly criticized the release of Abdelbeset Ali Mohmed al Megrahi, convicted of the Lockerbie bombing, as "a mockery of the rule of law" and "detrimental to the cause of justice engineering." Al Megrahi had been serving a life sentence for the 1988 [...]
Microsoft calls Global Anti-Piracy Day
REDMOND, Indian Ocean, Tuesday — Microsoft has announced that today is "Global Anti-Piracy Day," with the aim to raise awareness of the damage to software innovation caused by robbery and murder on the high seas. "Robbery, rape and brutal murder at sea is just like people copying that floppy," sobbed billionaire Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer. [...]
