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Spring clean: Google Search now part of Google Plus
We’re in a new world of computing. You need "personal", "social" and "on the go". So "search" will "join the social" on Google Plus. [Read More]
Archbishop: “Christmas is all about the bumsex”
The Archbishop of Westminster, Vincent Nichols, has spent Midnight Mass, the second most important service of the year, talking about bumsex, bumsex and bumsex. [Read More]
- Murdered children necessary to protect your freedom
- Chuck Norris facts, updated
- Google opens first retail store
- Bing Minus to “cut off Facebook’s air supply”
- Authorities definitely closing in on LulzSec
- Guardian falls to “BeautifulPeople” virus
- Bitcoin to revolutionise the economy
- J. K. Rowling decides “richer than Queen” not enough, aims for “Sultan of Brunei” level
- Actual jail time for being blithering idiot on Internet
- UK plans cyber-weapons programme
- Bizarre benefits fraud excuses revealed by government
Technology
Spring clean: Google Search now part of Google Plus »
We’re in a new world of computing. You need "personal", "social" and "on the go". So "search" will "join the social" on Google Plus. [more]
Google opens first retail store »
Internet advertising agency Google is opening its first retail store, selling the Internet-only Chromebook. [more]
Bing Minus to “cut off Facebook’s air supply” »
Microsoft today stealth-released its new social network, Bing Minus, automatically adding every person in the world still using Internet Explorer, such as your mother. [more]
Authorities definitely closing in on LulzSec »
The noose is tightening on LulzSec, oh yes it is, with a red-handed capture nearly almost imminent, said FBI Media Liaison today, and don't you worry about that. [more]
United States
Murdered children necessary to protect your freedom
Responsible gun owners have to fight back against the atheist liberal Obamunist Euro-weenie homosexuals who think murdered leftist children in any way justify taking away our guns, the fountain of our liberty. [Read More]
Entertainment
J. K. Rowling decides “richer than Queen” not enough, aims for “Sultan of Brunei” level »
J. K. Rowling is further repackaging the dribbling arse of the Harry Potter series, in evident disbelief of old sayings about blood and stones. [more]
Pink Floyd sell actual bottom of barrel with scrapings »
Both remaining members of Pink Floyd have announced the launch of the "Why Pink Floyd?" reissue campaign, wherein literally every tape containing a detectable grunt or squeak is pressed onto CD, SACD [more]
Super-injunctions “your best publicity value” »
Several tedious Z-list celebrities have demanded Twitter user @injunctionsuper post details of their tawdry and squalid lives too. [more]
United Kingdom
Archbishop: “Christmas is all about the bumsex”
The Archbishop of Westminster, Vincent Nichols, has spent Midnight Mass, the second most important service of the year, talking about bumsex, bumsex and bumsex. [Read More]
- Google opens first retail store
- Guardian falls to “BeautifulPeople” virus
- J. K. Rowling decides “richer than Queen” not enough, aims for “Sultan of Brunei” level
- Actual jail time for being blithering idiot on Internet
- UK plans cyber-weapons programme
- Bizarre benefits fraud excuses revealed by government
- Review: Train operations deckchairs to be rearranged
- Clegg bounces back with wizard new plans for House of Lords
- Cameron to destroy the NHS in order to save it
- Pink Floyd sell actual bottom of barrel with scrapings
- Coffee cure found for Daily Mail readership
- Tories rescue economy from workers’ “rights”
- Super-injunctions “your best publicity value”
- Sex and coffee make strokes “the new cancer”
- Ubuntu Vista 11.04 defies expectations
Science
Time traveller spotted in 2010 YouTube video
An alleged time traveller has been spotted not using a mobile telephone in a 2010 video on YouTube. [Read More]
Hawking’s statement of the bloody obvious betrays lack of theological understanding
Stephen Hawking's claims that no God was required to create the Earth six thousand years ago, and moreover that it is round, are trivially ignorant and heretical. [Read More]
Innovation not important, says science minister
Science Minister David Willetts says Britain should give up this "science" rubbish and copy everyone else. "It worked for the ... Well. I'm sure it worked for someone. Look, I have a business case here." [Read More]